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I Have a Swim-Cap Fetish

by Dan Savage

September 18th, 2007 5:59 PM

Q. I have a swim-cap fetish. I don't know why; it's not like I saw my grandmother bathing with a shower cap on or anything like that. My GGG girlfriend is willing to wear a swim cap during sex, and I think that's wonderful, but it goes beyond that. I go to the pool several times a week on the way home from work—not because I like swimming or need the exercise, but because I want to see women in swim caps. My girlfriend doesn't know about this; she thinks I am just working late. I feel bad about lying, but I can't bring myself to tell her. Is this cheating? —SWIM CAPS ARE REALLY EROTIC

From this week's Savage Love Column.
I haven't laughed out loud that hard in ages.
(Oh yeah baby. I want your head to look like the tip of a condom.)
Also, why does this dude think a swim-cap fetish would be justified by having seen his grandmother wearing one?
(Oh yeah Nana. You look like a gangrened dick.)

Other potential sports accesory-oriented fetishes:
Nose-plug, ear-plug, scuba mask fetish (for water sport-orientation)
Rock-climbing harness, Nalgene, Teva fetish (for anyone in the Pacific Northwest)
Weightlifting brace, sumo sash fetish (for gamey fat dude lovers)