Great thing about waking up at 6am is you get to eat lunch at 11. Great thing about eating lunch before noon (at home) is catching up on a little daytime TV (just enough to know what's going on, of course). And the great thing about Ellen is that Paris Hilton gets to tell us she just won a "Woman of the Year" award from Harvard. ("We're awarding you because your hand is not bigger than your face, Paris.")



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