Today:
Cucumber Forest!(Insert inappropriate phallus joke here)
So I'm back on my contest-silkscreening kick again. I owe at least one of you a T-shirt of a Korean holding the Stars & Bars, for being the only one to submit an entry to Dry T-Shirt Contest #2: Korean Tourist Slogans. (Actually if you send me a monochrome image to burn I'll happily do it asap-er.)
Just to refresh everyone's memory, Dry T-Shirt Contest #1: D.R.U.G.S was never won by anyone because it was like a five-way tie of single votes. So, I sent my reward (a Maine-themed T-shirt) to the only person whose submission actually came from The Vacation State.
But Dry T-Shirt Contest #3 is the Dry T-Shirt Contest to end all Dry T-Shirt Contests...Literally.
INSERT INAPPROPRIATE CUCUMBER PHALLUS JOKE HERE.
The best cucumber-phallus joke gets their joke on a T-shirt. It's that simple.
I know how hard this is going to be, but I believe in you. More importantly, I believe in cukes.
3 comments:
Congratulations on your cucumber forest! I tried to get some seeds going in spring, but I guess I need to further develop my own greenthumb.
Got here randomly while searching for a spoken word group of the same name. I am no a fan of them, but I think I might be of this blog!
Best,
H!
Nice blog Anne!
Here are my entries:
I pickle my own.
Is that a Japanese cucumber in your pocket or are you just Japanese?
I "heart" cucumbers (sexually).
Putting the cum in cucumber since (INSERT YEAR OF FIRST CUCUMBER SPECIFIC SEXUAL EXPERIENCE HERE.)
I was trying to come up w/ some before I went to sleep last night but I READ the post yesterday morning (sigh). Anyway, you should just put "The earth is my boyfriend" and have the cucumber above that text. I can't imagine any girl wanting to wear that though, not any girl I'd respect. Then I was trying to see how I can bring that "cum" out of cucumber and work w/ that somehow, but I couldn't.
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