Friday, August 1, 2008


(I know this won't make a lot of sense to everyone, but bear with me.)
Some idiot had taken advantage of the fact that I had never met Sanford or his family, posed as his wife, and told a bunch of us never-mets that he died. Sanford's apparently just found out about the prank himself.

Karma is going to be rough on poser-wife. Ideally karma will shoot poser-wife in the head (which is what poser-wife told me Sanford had done). Yeah...I know. Seriously.

I apologize to those who tried to console me, and for those who needed consolation. Sick fucking joke.


gerryinpdx said...

OMG, that's just so effing wrong. Emotional manipulation is simply vile.

I don't normally pray for negative karma to befall someone, but this person is due for about a year or two of pure misery.

Deborah said...

I'm recently translating a book about how what you do on this earth affects you at the next level (poor, poor posing wiflet). On the other hand, nice to hear he is still around. Shout out to Sanford!

lawdamercy said...

That is fucking awful. I hope you and Sanford are both feeling better by now.