HAD

(I know this won't make a lot of sense to everyone, but bear with me.)
Some idiot had taken advantage of the fact that I had never met Sanford or his family, posed as his wife, and told a bunch of us never-mets that he died. Sanford's apparently just found out about the prank himself.

Karma is going to be rough on poser-wife. Ideally karma will shoot poser-wife in the head (which is what poser-wife told me Sanford had done). Yeah...I know. Seriously.

I apologize to those who tried to console me, and for those who needed consolation. Sick fucking joke.