(It's Con Edison's Pay-By-Phone number)
Now I know what you're thinking.
"But Anne, you just farted all over the Spanish basketball team for making fun of Asians. Now you're making fun of the Spanish language?"
No. No I'm not. I'm making fun of the operator's voice. I think my favorite 1-800 operator is actually JetBlue, because the English and Spanish announcements are made by the same person, with the exact same intonation, and inflections, which is to say, she sounds like she's speaking English in BOTH announcements.