Monday, January 5, 2009

Overheard on the bus

This has to be the best thing I've overheard on NY Mass Transit in 2009 so far:

[Scene: A group of black teenagers on their way home after school. They're making fun of each other. A lot of fat jokes and then some pretty funny bad breath jokes (my personal favorite: "your breath smells like my dick"). One of the boys starts talking about how much he likes "Candace."]

Candace is so fine...if it was 4am and she said she was hungry, I'd cook my cat!

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