This has to be the best thing I've overheard on NY Mass Transit in 2009 so far:
[Scene: A group of black teenagers on their way home after school. They're making fun of each other. A lot of fat jokes and then some pretty funny bad breath jokes (my personal favorite: "your breath smells like my dick"). One of the boys starts talking about how much he likes "Candace."]
Candace is so fine...if it was 4am and she said she was hungry, I'd cook my cat!