Shania Shnapps likes sweet nothings whispered through dry heaves. Biggest rival: Jackie Jagermeister.
Vivica A. Vodka dances low to the ground. An entry level bisexual, she mixes well with everyone. Rival: Talula Tequila (Tila's MMRPG-pwning mastah).
Drew Daquiri's looks are deceiving. She has been known to deadlift professional football players.
Rival: Coochie Colada.
Monostat 7 & 7 is one cheesy mother. Rival: Paps Blue Ribbon