Monday, December 14, 2009

You all know Tila Tequila. Here are some lesser known drink-based bisexuals:

Shania Shnapps likes sweet nothings whispered through dry heaves. Biggest rival: Jackie Jagermeister.

Vivica A. Vodka dances low to the ground. An entry level bisexual, she mixes well with everyone. Rival: Talula Tequila (Tila's MMRPG-pwning mastah).

Drew Daquiri's looks are deceiving. She has been known to deadlift professional football players.
Rival: Coochie Colada.

Monostat 7 & 7 is one cheesy mother. Rival: Paps Blue Ribbon

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