Tidbits about Chicago:1. For all the glory of its architecture, downtown Chicago has no clock monuments. In New York you can't turn a corner and look up without seeing at least the remnants of a broken clock. (Observed)
2. There is more oxygen in the Chicago air than a rain forest during summer because the corn crops in Illinois sweat. (Learned)
3. You have to turn in your driver's license if you get a traffic infraction. Any infraction. (Chicago's stupid)
4. Didn't realize it but Sun Ra's from Chicago. (I'm stupid)
5. Rent's cheap. (New York is stupid)
6. And there are possibly as many musicians as there are hot dogs in the city. (Score)
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