1. It's hard to believe but it's true. Carl Sagan (the Rocosi Freddy of Quantum Physics) said it himself in Cosmos (anagram of "Splooge"). Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin, but then again... he discovered gravity and intertia. Same difference as fucking.
2. The Jonas Brothers. As long as they know that incest counts as sex, they'll be fine.
3. American Pie, cast. All of that sex they pretend to have in the montage sequence was actually just rubbing "varsity patches."
4. Soichi Negishi, from DMC. My pointing out his virginity is a shameless plug (pun completely intended) for my work.
DMC 6 comes out (more intended, shameful punning) this week.