Tuesday, December 14, 2010

I will never:

Wear Uggs
Wear cargo pants
Wear polar fleece as my outermost layer
Pick my nose in public
Stop using my hands to eat
Make glottal chewing sounds while eating
Not laugh maniacally

I will, however:

Wear ill-fitting shoes
Wear unflattering clothing
Wear the same long underwear several days in a row under everything
Pick my belly button in public
Not necessarily wash my hands when I should
Slurp my noodles
Fake a laugh

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