Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Man with tube of paper apologizes

With all that talk of Silda Spitzer's questionable devotion to her philandering husband, belied by her ravaged look of terminal bathos, it's no wonder the next face of political-sex scandal should be supported by a "devoted" wife completely dwarfed and hidden by his enormous body.Possible caption:
Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, being dollied onto stage by alternately embarrassed and pissed-as-hell wife.

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