You guys...(head cocked, fists on hips)

The entries are already "piling" in. I laughed out loud they were so funny.

From John:
One in hand is twice in the bush.

From Anonymous:
I pickle my own.

Is that a Japanese cucumber in your pocket or are you just Japanese?

I "heart" cucumbers (sexually).

Putting the cum in cucumber since (INSERT YEAR OF FIRST CUCUMBER SPECIFIC SEXUAL EXPERIENCE HERE.)

[WHO ARE YOU, ANONYMOUS? THESE ARE ALL HILARIOUS.]

And though it's not quite a slogan yet, this entry from Jimmy could be the beginning of a Catherine Hardwicke film:
I was trying to come up w/ some before I went to sleep last night but I READ the post yesterday morning (sigh). Anyway, you should just put "The earth is my boyfriend" and have the cucumber above that text. I can't imagine any girl wanting to wear that though, not any girl I'd respect. Then I was trying to see how I can bring that "cum" out of cucumber and work w/ that somehow, but I couldn't.