Best of the Election 2008

(thanks, Ryan)
Best Cartoon

Best media commentary:
(Something to the effect of) "This shouldn't be America's excuse to say it doesn't have race problems. It should be an opportunity for us to talk about the ones that exist." --Tavis Smiley

Best joke:
"The election was called early because McCain probably wanted to go to bed." (Thanks, Sanford)

Best reaction:
Jesse Jackson

Worst part of the coverage:
Will.i.am's hologram "popping" on CNN to Anderson Cooper

First thing I said when the cameras panned over Hyde Park:
"A lot of children are going to be conceived tonight."

Best Post-Election Viral (UPDATED UPON REMEMBERING LATE NIGHT TEXT MESSAGE):
"Ladies, shave your coochies in honor of Obama's win. NO MORE BUSH!!"