Good, Bad, Ugly

Situations which start out good and end up ugly, none of which (thank god) have actually happened to me.

Good: You run into an ex. You're seeing someone new so you have leverage.

Bad: He's with a new girl, and she's prettier than you.

Ugly: She starts talking and it becomes obvious she doesn't speak a sentence's worth of English.

Good: You just made an awesome new friend.

Bad: They invite you to go with them to a rave.

Ugly: You laugh thinking they're joking and they're not.

Good: You get into work early. You're amped about getting business done.

Bad: Your boss is sitting at your desk.

Ugly: He has a boner.