Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Leave your baby at the door please.

So I'm walking through downtown Tromso and notice: people leave their big ass baby strollers outside of stores. I like it.

Coming from South Brooklyn, I look at this and think, "Gawd, why can't Brooklynites do this too?!"
You know what I'm talkin' about, all you Park Slopers. You're fighting your way to the bar past a heard of strollers that look more like Hummers, feeling bad for the parents who can't quite travel with anything a. smaller or b. more bar-appropriate than a baby. It's quite nice to see this honor system stroller parking outside of stores. You know, to keep wheel-traffic indoors to a cool minimum.

Then I walked past one of these strollers and noticed something inside:

A friggin' baby.

People here don't just leave there strollers outside of stores. They leave their friggin' children in them!!
Frightening. Frightening but also heartening.
Please no one steal those little things.

2 comments:

Liz said...

Were you living in NYC when the Danish woman left her baby in the stroller on the sidewalk on 2nd Avenue while she had margaritas in Dallas BBQ? I remember tabloid uproar.

http://www.nytimes.com/1999/12/11/nyregion/mother-who-left-baby-outside-comes-under-fire-again.html

ill iterate said...

Whoa no way. I missed that, but damn.
Wow.