Who you callin' daemon, daemon?

After watching and re-reading The Golden Compass, I recently asked on this blog, "what would your demon be if you had one?" Tom responded that his daemon would be a "little Regis Philbin." I thought that was hilarious. Later in the day I was on the phone with my little sister (and when I say little, I mean she's physically teeny tiny), and I thought, "hey, my sister's like my daemon," which made me realize:

What if I'm the daemon and not the host???

So new question: if you were a daemon, who would be your host?