Let's start voting. Here are the entries for Dry T-Shirt Contest #1. Remember, the prize is a "Maine, I Wanna Live There Forever" or "Don't Seattle For Less" shirt, both printed in my boilerroo...I mean, Grade A facilities. Also, a 4-color bic pen.
Object: Best Acronym for DRUGS.
Entrant A:Did Reefer Until I Grooved with Steely Dan
Entrant B:
Doped Regularly Until Gangrene Surfaced
Doped Regularly, Ultimately Gonads Shriveled
Entrant C:
Driving Recklessly Under Gold Schlager
Entrant D:
Damned Rand Upsets Grumpy Socialists
Entrant E:
Don't Rape Underage Girls, Scumbag
Don't Rest Until Girl Submits
Entrant F:
Don't Repent Unless God Says
Dangerous Response Urges Getting Stronger
Dancing Raining Umbrella Gene Sings
Dinosaurs Really Upset Giant Snowfall
Entrant G (close your eyes if you're under 18...now):
Delightful Rimjobs Using Giant Suppositories
Draconian Rules Urge us to import Great Shit
Dang Rolling papers Ugh Gimme the Scissors
Darling, Reach Under my G String
Entrant H:
Delicious Regimen Underlying Gigantic Stupidity
Entrant I:Dude, R U Gonna Spew?
So now you write in telling me which Entrant's work you like best. I got my personal faves, but won't say anything till you do.
Rules on voting: Don't go voting on your own entry. Leave only one comment. And remember, if your comment is funnier than the entry, you might get something too.
2 comments:
I vote B III.
-Michelle GRLA
I vote F. My brain is too underage for the rest.
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