How Outer Borough 'Hoods Sound More Like Groin Descriptors

I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this, but...

Flatbush: What happens when you wear the same panties too long.
Park Slope: When you seat an Asian.
Flushing: (I don't need to explain that one)
Bushwick: (Not that this needs any explanation either but) this could be tampon string.
Woodside: Groin-Arrangement when you go to bed (i.e. under, between or above the legs).