Friday, May 15, 2009


If this guy thinks I'm racist because of a ginormous Japanese cucumber phallus (reverse-racism?), wait till he hears what I'm saying on Patrick's The BBC-World in Words podcast. (No really, LISTEN TO ME.)

BTW, anonymous commenter, I appreciate criticism, but for the record, a. I grow Japanese cucumbers, and the shirt was originally intended as gardening humor and not making statements about dong, and b. I can't claim to have come up with the gem of a slogan, alas. That honor goes to Hawaiian John (where you at?)

3 comments:

Olive Ma said...

see what I found:
http://www.kitazawaseed.com/seeds_japanese_cucumber.html

then see this, you can get american cucumbers that are not straight:
http://www.kitazawaseed.com/seeds_armenian_cucumber.html

O.O ha.

Olive Ma said...

shit, that was armenian (!) bloody hell

ill iterate said...

hahahahaa i love curly cucumbers.