If this guy thinks I'm racist because of a ginormous Japanese cucumber phallus (reverse-racism?), wait till he hears what I'm saying on Patrick's The BBC-World in Words podcast. (No really, LISTEN TO ME.)

BTW, anonymous commenter, I appreciate criticism, but for the record, a. I grow Japanese cucumbers, and the shirt was originally intended as gardening humor and not making statements about dong, and b. I can't claim to have come up with the gem of a slogan, alas. That honor goes to Hawaiian John (where you at?)